Peter Batchelder
Moon Astronaut

Born in 1974, Peter currently resides in Milwaukee, Nebraska and is obsessed with the inadequacies of his fellow man. Formerly a filmmaker with philanthropic tendencies, Peter’s been trying too hard to make a follow-up film to his smash cinema hit “Hook Line & Sinking”(perhaps you’ve heard of it?). It’s been about five years now, and he’s not getting any younger, nor any more relevant. He joined up with the other two members of Irritating Rainbow (not mentioned in this bio) on a whim in 1997; a whim that will never end, a whim that will actively consume all human life in a fiery inferno of pain and injustice given enough time.

Luckily for Peter, he has a steady job and no fiscal responsibilities, so when it comes to being creative he can really churn out the good stuff during the one hour after breakfast, before he goes to work, and the 45 minutes after dinner, just before he goes to bed. In that one hour and 45 minutes a day, Peter has managed to give over $2000 dollars to a homeless man named Smitty, as well as pen this bio. Secretly, I believe, Peter really wants Irritating Rainbow to experience success beyond reasonable measure, largely because it would temporarily take the pressure off him to produce anything of his own.

There are few certainties in this life, but one is that Peter likes the music and personality of Sting, the lead singer of the now defunct reggae-pop trio The Police. It is a scary fascination that is difficult to comprehend, but it is as real and vital to him, as the chair you’re presumably sitting on.